The Very Hot Girl In The Video (Below) *IS* The Very Reason For My Ever-Expanding Success!! Yet, She Abandoned Me As I Was Just On The Proverbial CUSP of TOTALLY Satisfying Success!! Let's *ALL* Say That Word Together--: "CUSP"!! I was on the (Bloody!!) _*CUSP*_, and, She Up and Left Me!! :o) So, I Need A Replacement. Submit Your Video To Replace Her, And Be *PROMINENTLY* Featured On My WebSite, With Your Own Dedicated Page to put Smart Ass Sardonic Asshole Guys (Such As My (Not So Humble) Self), in their place, Sugar!! Thank You In Advance!! :o)
Submit Your Audition To Replace My, Mistress Lisa, (Below). And, If By Chance You *ARE* Mistress Lisa, Her Very Self!!--: Baby, I Am On The (Bloody!!) "Cusp", Of Total and (Oh So Sweet) *Success*, Sugar!! Come Back, Baby!! Please, Roll-Up A Newspaper And Whack My Throbbingly *Bad* Penis, Like You Used To!!